Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

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>
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo
> to the water in the bowl.
>
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
>
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
> both lids.
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> You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises
> that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
> "power-wash" and "rinse".
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> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are
> no people between the bathroom and the front door.
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> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
> both lids.
>
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
> bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
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> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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>
>
> Sincerely,
> The Dog